Final Fantasy VII Troll Competition - Final Round!

[Del Murder]

I thought that trolls make statements like, "Get a life, nerdfag. FFVII sucks."

Yeah I was surprised at the length of the replies.

[KH-Cloudy]

I thought that trolls make statements like, "Get a life, nerdfag. FFVII sucks."

Yeah I was surprised at the length of the replies.

Comes to show you that we should never have them on the wrong side

[Jessweeee♪]

I hope to see more irony in future rounds.

[sdm42393]

ff7 sux u dam loooooozuhrs

[Aerith's Knight]

I would merely sigh, put my hands to my head and say: "Never Reprocreate"

[Flying Mullet]

I would merely sigh, put my hands to my head and say: "Never Reprocreate"

But wouldn't this imply that they have procreated before and you're okay with it?

[Aerith's Knight]

I would merely sigh, put my hands to my head and say: "Never Reprocreate"

But wouldn't this imply that they have procreated before and you're okay with it?

...Yeah, again. English not my first language. xD

I suppose I meant procreate.

[arcanedude34]

Are we allowed to vote for ourselves? Cause I totally would XD

[Del Murder]

Yes you may. That's why you must vote for at least two people.

[arcanedude34]

...I totally will!

EDIT: I TOTALLY DID!!

[Del Murder]

Here they are, the round 1 results!

Wolf Kanno - 7
Momiji - 7
Flying Mullet - 4
arcanedude34 - 3
Vermachtnis - 2
Heath - 2
Jessweeee♪ - 1
Bahamut2000X - 0
Rase - 0

Congrats to Wolf Kanno, Momiji, Flying Mullet, arcanedude34, Vermachtnis, and Heath for moving on to Round 2! As for the rest, you just weren't troll enough for us!

ROUND 2

A good troll doesn't need to read actual threads to be effective. In fact, most don't. So for round 2, your task is to reply to one of the following topics without seeing any posts in the thread. Please include which topic you are replying to in your post. Only choose ONE topic to reply to.

Topics:
1. New information about the Final Fantasy VII remake
2. How to get Spheroth on Final fantasy seven?
3. How to revive Aeris

Oh, and if you didn't notice, these are actual topics that have been posted at Eyes on Final Fantasy. Don't cheat and go look for them until you make your entry!

I'll give you 6 a couple days.

[Jessweeee♪]

I was saving my best for last


Also you guys better start trolling the right way or I will not be happy ;_;

[Momiji]

Ah, a chance to be a little more creative.

I'll make my entry tomorrow. I'm tired now. :x

[Wolf Kanno]

I have work in the morning so I will have to wait until tomorrow to troll my heart out. The first round was pretty badass so I guess I'm going to have to step up my game so I can make it to the next round.

[Flying Mullet]

3. How to revive Aeris

1) Print the following portrait image and cut it out:


2) When Yuffie joins your party, be sure to name her "Aeris". If Yuffie is already in your party and you didn't name her "Aeris", then you cannot revive her.

3) After Aeris dies, whenever Yuffie, now named "Aeris", is on-screen, put your Aeris potrait cut-out over her face and presto!, you've revived Aeris.

In Final Fantasy VI, after you get the secret books in Cyan's cave in Mt. Zozo if you press the confirm button on the books 255 times each you will see a password in the description box of the items screen where it shows the descriptions for the books, "a book of tools..." or whatever. Write this password down and then go fire up FFVII. Get into battle with a character with a mastered "Revive" materia. Get into battle and kill and revive the enemies in it using Life2 (weaker enemies are easier to do this with), it doesn't matter which enemies or if it's the same one, for a combined total of 255 times (because of the large MP consumption needed, you'll need a lot of Elixirs or such, and the W-Item item duplication trick helps with this). After the battle you will find the Mythril Phoenix, which you take to the guy that collects Mythril. Give him the Mythirl Phoenix and he will ask you if you would like to use the Phoenix's power to see an old friend. Answer "Yes, I would like that" and he will ask you for the password. Enter it correctly and he will tell you that your friend is looking for you. Go to the forests by Junon where Yuffie first meets your party and you will meet Aeris in battle much the same way, except she rejoins you, similar to the way Gau does when he joins your party in FFVI.

(SPOILER)I wrote these in the past but I don't know if they'll count. I'm still proud of them and I had to share them.