This site is fun. I discovered it about a week ago with a friend. It's full of idiots, so that's what we usually do. Sorry for ruining your experiences everyone. Here are some of my favorites from the blog we started to chronicle good ones.

Stranger: hey there
You: My mom says never to talk to strangers.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: foood
You: i want fooood
Stranger: you live in africa?
You: no..what...wait...