(The nominees, self-ranked on Moh's Scale of Hardness)
Welcome to Ciddies Award #30, Hardest Member.
These guys don't take [much] flak from anyone; one of the qualities of being Hard is, of course, street smarts (can you guess which nominee is in a gang of two?), and then there's being stubborn, goodness knows none of these guys are willing to listen to advice given for their own good!
Then of course, physical ability is also a factor; could any of these guys survive a direct hit to the nuts delivered by Raoul Duke? Or a small marmoset?
Then there's the other kind of physical ability Unfortunately, none of the nominees chose to divulge any vital statistics, so the femmes and other boy-lovers of EoFF will just have ah. . . Utilize their fertile imaginations.
And now some quotes:
You're rock candy, baby. Hot, sweet and sticky~
I pump iron. Slowly and steadily. And then I hold it in for a few seconds and pull back.
I'm like calculus, I'm so hard you'll be doing me all night 
Which of these fine specimens will win the Ciddie? Only AG can tell us. . . Soooo, Award Guy?
Originally Posted by rubah
