My religion has only four followers from Earth thus far.

I am failing the Space God. I shall build a giant temple where I shall bring all creatures from across the universe to sing in harmony, as well as play pinochle. And there wil be a casino in which you can gamble away communion wafers at blackjack, or gamble with your health with some hookers.

Actually, forget the pinochle, and the singing, and the backjack. ah screw the whole thing.