Get the shearing scissors!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I shaved my balls once. =[ A terrible week.

I only trim them now.

Yeah, I only trim it too. The most annoying thing is trying to shave/trim your other end. I don't know how people do it. x-x;

Oddly enough, I'm against shaving the whole bun area.

I believe you have less uses of that area than I do, so fair enough.