I remember when the Disney Channel didn't have commercials.

I remember Are You Afraid of the Dark? with frightening clarity.

I remember pogs and slammers and how to play the game. I also remember getting beat up because I won some kids 50$ metal slammer of awesomeness that was shaped like a saw blade.

I remember Double Dare and how bad I wanted to get on that show and absolutely destroy everyone at everything because oh god it was glorious.

I remember having a crush on Clarissa and having her Explain It All to me every chance I got.