They're all gone! The maniacs!

[Crimson]

We'd all meet up in a deserted city somewhere and occupy a large building for our fortress. As time goes by and fatigue sets in and supplies run low and the Knight's start going insane, me and Space Pope would plot to overthrow the place but just as we relish in our new found power i'd shoot him from behind and claim my sole throne. Ultimately I would start a utopian society made up of EoFF slaves and molerats which would last for 30 years before the Squires plot a resistance force made up of refugee Eoff members and escaped slaves. This would culminate in a 8 year long guirilla war for dominant control over the land which due to lack of resources, would eventually reach a stalemate. However, both sides, unwilling to surrender would active the Final Solution and destroy eachother with nuclear warfare.

[The Space Pope]

The reason why you were all left on Earth is because you are all heathens and are not allowed in the Kingdom of heaven.

For a nominal fee, I will allow you plebeians to become a part of my religion, which includes

*monthly newsletter
*a pamphlet that talks about why every other religion is crap
*monthly meetings to discuss why you chose to stop using drugs and alcohol to get closer to God, and how God thinks you're a total square for doing so.

So send questions, comments, death threats, travel brochures and illegal pornography (to be destroyed, of course..) to:

Space Pope, The
Intergalactic Church of Isms and Schisms
143 Maple Street, Zalganak
Planet Galganon
(I have changed addresses, I no longer live in the Horsehead Nebula)

me and Space Pope would plot to overthrow the place but just as we relish in our new found power i'd shoot him from behind and claim my sole throne

When I am king you will be first against the wall

[Bunny]

Is my opinion of no consequence at all, Space Pope, The?

[The Space Pope]

That can only be decided by you, you are the consequence of your own opinions

Or some zen-sounding thing like that

[Iceglow]

Ok well as for the whole "I can't drive" thing dude...theres a world full of cars loaded with petrol and no smurfing police to arrest you? What do you reckon you should do? I reckon you go get in to a car, turn it on and LEARN to drive quickly.

Ok so I'm a UK member, I'm in London unfortunately the only other members of this forum I can think of that are not banned from here are Jack and Dreddz. Psy I'm driving to you and we're running away, far away, very far away don't worry we'll steal fighter jets from RAF bases if we need to get further away.

[Raistlin]

When I am king you will be first against the wall

I have here an encyclopedia from the future that says you were a mindless jerk who was first against the wall when the revolution came.

[Psychotic]

The United Kingdom - and soon Europe - would henceforth be known as the Grand Empire of Psychotic, and I would be its Emperor. All loyal EoFFers would be greatly rewarded. I would immediately secure control of the UK's nuclear weapons, and launch them at the United States to prevent any of you assholes striking me first. The world would be mine, and all would come to darkness.

And then the cloning process would begin.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Are you kidding? I'm gonna go raid stores and have the time of my life before I bother meeting up with others.

This, I'd also burst into every ones house that i suspect of smoking weed and get their stash

Thanx for the tip psy now we would have to hurry to ours first and since we have so many more they probably wont be far away. Plus we could always steal the us's alien technology from Area 51

[The Space Pope]

When I am king you will be first against the wall

I have here an encyclopedia from the future that says you were a mindless jerk who was first against the wall when the revolution came.

Of course, the encyclopedia was written by me 40 years from now. But you left out the part when I was pushed against the wall so hard that it collapsed on everybody and my dainty unicorn wings flew me to safety.

I remember putting you in charge of organizing planetary reproduction and it was going quite well until you kept bothering me with ideas about breeding with cashmere goats so we could live in the tundra without any other form of clothing. Needless to say I stole the idea and sold it to the Canadian members of EoFF and made millions, which went to finance the printing of said encyclopedia.

[Breine]

Are you kidding? I'm gonna go raid stores and have the time of my life before I bother meeting up with others.

Yes.

... and then massive orgy. It is our job to carry on the human race, amirite?

[Darkswordofchaos]

Are you kidding? I'm gonna go raid stores and have the time of my life before I bother meeting up with others.

Yes.

... and then massive orgy. It is our job to carry on the human race, amirite?

Yeas our duty

[qwertysaur]

The United Kingdom - and soon Europe - would henceforth be known as the Grand Empire of Psychotic, and I would be its Emperor. All loyal EoFFers would be greatly rewarded. I would immediately secure control of the UK's nuclear weapons, and launch them at the United States to prevent any of you assholes striking me first. The world would be mine, and all would come to darkness.

And then the cloning process would begin.

[rubah]

The United Kingdom - and soon Europe - would henceforth be known as the Grand Empire of Psychotic, and I would be its Emperor. All loyal EoFFers would be greatly rewarded. I would immediately secure control of the UK's nuclear weapons, and launch them at the United States to prevent any of you assholes striking me first. The world would be mine, and all would come to darkness.

And then the cloning process would begin.

The king of America will be living in Maine btw.

[Shoeberto]

Then again, all the girls would become impregnated immediately (except me

Ahahahahahahaha that's what you think!

[Bunny]

The United Kingdom - and soon Europe - would henceforth be known as the Grand Empire of Psychotic, and I would be its Emperor. All loyal EoFFers would be greatly rewarded. I would immediately secure control of the UK's nuclear weapons, and launch them at the United States to prevent any of you assholes striking me first. The world would be mine, and all would come to darkness.

And then the cloning process would begin.

I would like to draft a peace treaty between our two glorious nations.