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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin View Post
    Screw the map, I'm wondering about services and skills!

    Do we have

    Doctors - Fujiko
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    Nurses - Sagensyg

    The other professions are much less important in a post-apocalyptic society. Tavrobel and I could probably get us some electricity set up, but all you CS majors and programmers would probably get pressed into serving as oxen as we replow the fields of our futures.

    Then again, all the girls would become impregnated immediately (except me because I have useful skills) in order to rebuild the population
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    I would track Baloki down and we'd organise some sort of UK EoFF genocide. Who's gonna stop us?

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    Good thing my husband and Sean's wife both joined up. I'm sure we would call over Nino Brown and hang out.

    The first thing I would do would be to decide what farmland to take over to be sure my area is supplied with enough fresh food. Then I would raid my favorite stores.

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    So me Ashley James Bonnie Myles and Elyse...would be the only people I know in the surrounding area.

    I like those odds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Dude View Post
    I would track Baloki down and we'd organise some sort of UK EoFF genocide. Who's gonna stop us?
    I'd throw a dog or two at him to distract him - and I don't need to tell you how - and then I'd tell you I had a bomb, which you'd believe. The rest would all fall into place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin View Post
    Screw the map, I'm wondering about services and skills!

    Do we have

    Doctors - Fujiko
    Locksmiths
    Farmers - Lekana
    Cooks- Iron Ocean
    Carpenters
    Nurses - Sagensyg

    The other professions are much less important in a post-apocalyptic society. Tavrobel and I could probably get us some electricity set up, but all you CS majors and programmers would probably get pressed into serving as oxen as we replow the fields of our futures.
    You can always count on me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Nah chaos, they reckon it'd only take about one year for the thing to get blocked up with stuff. However I can only assume they have the needed gear to keep the thing clean on-site so it can't be that hard to keep it running.

    Bunny: Obviously I would kill said holes.
    I watched a show on the history channel called life after people and it showed how the earth would decay without people to maintain it and it talked about the hover damn and they said it was so eficiant it could run many years without people they said the southeast us would be the last place on earth to lose power without people.


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    I'm not moving to America, I'll just stay in the UK here, well atleast until the wind farm in the central belt of Scotland stops working then I guess I'll have to make a move to somewhere where there is power.

    Ye I watched that show about Life After People. We'll have to arm ourselves vs. the rabid cats and dogs that are going to go crazy once all the people are gone. Haha, that show was funny. They had a dog and it was making dinosaur sounds, epic.

    Edit: when I say dinosaur sounds I mean like what them dinosaurs in Jarrasic Park made.

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    Hmmm I'll start manufacturing uniforms....After we are not anarchistic site....


    Plus I'd steal a ship and sail to every single eoff member location and pick them up...After that we'll steal an aircraft carrier...


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    If we're talking like for seriously then I guess I'd raid some people's houses and learn to hunt pretty quickly. I'm sure I could build fires and stow away in some houses or buildings while driving to the nearest peoples on here (maybe ljkkjlcm9?). Then we'd all meet up gloriously somehow and continue a savage lifestyle, most likely.

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    I would perish long before I made it to anyone else and long before anyone else made it to me. I'd survive about 10 minutes without American convenience doing everything for me.

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    I'd steal a car and drive to wherever Psy is to declare my undying love loyalty to him and his glorious empire. The fact that I cannot drive is no longer important in this post-apocalyptic world.
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    I would first gather all Australian EoFFers in one place. We would then commandeer a vessel, and rescue our Kiwi brethren. Following that, a quick trip to islands and nations nearby to save those poor souls. After we've located all the stragglers, we'll go meet up with the rest of you jokers to create this cities.

    All you guys with plans of world domination... Why bother? Eh, you'll all battle each other to the death and leave us peaceful types to actually repopulate the planet

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    To be honest. Thinking about it I'd probably just stay in bed. If there was no one else alive to get me out of bed I'm pretty sure I'd just stay in bed until I died or I smelt smoked bacon being cooked somewhere in lands far far away.

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