Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess in a lovely town.
The town was called Strawberry Town, a small little area intersecting between Fluffy Puff Village and Under the Sea City. And the beautiful princess was Princess Monda, the ruler of all of the strawberries girls and boys in the land!
Every morning, she'd wake up, and put on her favorite glasses, and then go into the town and eat ice cream sandwiches and strawberries every day until their tummies started to hurt! And then they'd sleep in the nice sunny fields for a nap!
But one day she woke up from her nap, and they were ALL GONE. Oh no!
"Oh my gosh! Where are my strawberry friends? Where are Jeremy, and Tavroble, and Rye, and ShluppieQuackers and all of my other friends! I know! My nemesis, Huxley the Leprechaun probably stole them! Grrrrr! :kaoangry:"
She shook her fist and got up, and decided to go find him. She walked and walked and walked. She walked over the banana hills and over the troll bridge to the three-leaf clover cabin, where Hux the Leprechaun lived. She knocked on the door.
“Hey you! Leprechaun! Come out here right now and give me back my friends!”
Huxley the Leprechaun lived all by himself in the three-leaf clover cabin, because he's tall, and the other leprechauns teased him. When he came out of the cabin, he said.
“Good Gracious! Whatever are you doing here at this hour, Princess Monda! I was mitigating my insidious impetus for knowledge! Hoh hoh hoh! Hoh hoh hoh!” He did a little jig in place.
“Can it, greenie! Where are my friends!?” She yelled again.
“I do not have any of your cohorts captive in my cabin dwelling! Go away! Maybe Mr. Kishi Tentacles has them! Oh by the way, can I request for a rendevous with Miss Ry-”
“Okay, bye now, you leprechaun!” she said, and she slammed the door in his face!
Mr. Kishi lived in Under the Sea city! Time to go there, thought Princess Monda, and she skipped all along the beach and sea to Under the Sea city. When she was there, she found a dark cave that dripped with water and other wet stuff.
When she went inside, she saw some tentacles waving about.
“Mr. Kishi?”
:tpg: “Helllo.... little lady. Would you care to pulllllll on my tentacleeeeeee?”
“Hey! Mr. Kishi! Give me back my friends!”
:tpg: “Frrrrrrrieeeends? Frriiiieeends? Are you friends with... little girlssss? Little girls with pigtailssss and long little... leggsss? Like youuuu?”
“My friends are too old for you, Mr. Kishi!”
:tpg: “Yessss? Toooo bad...”
“Where are they?”
:tpg: “I dunno, misssssy. Maybe you should beennddddd overrrrr and look down on the groundddddd?”
“Um, no thank you. I guess I'll go look somewhere else now!”
:tpg: “Waaaaaittttttt. Come bacccckk, little girlll.... I've dropped my glassesss... I need someone slender and young to pick them upppp...”
But soon his words faded away. Monda ran and ran and ran. She ran all the way back to Strawberry Town. She plopped down on the ground and cried.
“Where are my friends!? I miss my friends so much!”
And then they all popped out from behind big juicy strawberrries!
Surprise, Princess Monda! It's birthday time!
Panties and blueberries fell from the sky and they all danced and cheered!
“Oh, I was so worried! I'm so glad you're all right. Now let's go eat birthday cake and watch Little Mermaid, guys!”
And they all lived happily ever after.
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Happy birthday, honey love. *kiss*~
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Here, wee lass! Ah hear it's yer birthday! Well that's grand, that is, an' ah hope ya have a good craic. 
