Where does a general keep his armies?

[Bunny]

What do you call a cow with no legs?
(SPOILER)Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

(SPOILER)Lean beef

What do you call a woman with one leg?

(SPOILER)Ilene

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

(SPOILER)Irene

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

(SPOILER)Decaffeinated