I keep up with the following shows:

The Office - US is better than UK, just deal with it.

South Park - Because it's still epic. This season has been giving me a chubby every week so far.

Glee - It's funny, dammit. And it's right up your alley--totally fruity and fab.

The Venture Bros - Best cartoon in the whole wide world next to South Park.

Vampire Diaries - I don't care if it's cliche it's also faaaabulous.

Grey's Anatomy - The main storyline this season is depressing, but it's still blood and sex working in perfect harmony, so I still love it.

Private Practice - Makes me feel kind of old watching it. This season has been interesting though.

Desperate Housewives - Suck it.

Weeds - A lot of people don't like past the first season, but the first season is awesome. The most recent season was pretty awesome too.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Just... don't judge me.

V - Not bad, not great, but lots of promise. WAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHH!!!!

Californiacation - The plot and, well, most things about it are frustrating. But it's like porn with David Duchovney so I can't help myself.

American Dad - I watch Family Guy and The Cleveland Show too, but American Dad is my favorite. Not very popular though.

True Blood - I kind of hate Bill and Sookie but I like almost everyone else and find the vampires interesting. No sparkling allowed.

The Tudors - The life of Kind Henry VIII, but sexy. There's one season left until he dies. I spent hours reading the Wikis for this period and these people, and it's reasonably historically accurate. And sexy.

Heroes - I like this because the characters are so... human. They smurf up like all the time, switch sides, do unexpected things, and have super powers. The other seasons had a hard time living up to the awesomeness that was the first season, but I still like it.

Cancelled shows that will forever remain in my heart: Firefly, and Pushing Daisies. And Futurama but it's coming back.

Yikes, that's kind of a long list. But I have no job so don't be hatin' on me.