Neconopticous
(Which I totally just spelled right for the first time ever.)
He lives in a pretty pimp house. They have to go outside and up
stairs to use the one bathroom, but it's still totally tits.
So I'm here and I'm like
well here's Rye.
Vivi's home too.
Marshall Banana's upstairs practicing her world domination speech.
(I am not making that up.)
Where's Necro??
So I double-click him and...
He's across town having
words with Laddy's mom. Why is she so popular??
And then he came home and went to bed 'cause it was like the middle of the night.
While everyone else went to sleep, Rye stayed to read a book.
And then, just when she was getting pretty exhausted... she started another book.
These pop-ups amuse me.
Anyway, shortly after sunrise she caved. Pansy.
The next morning, Marshall woke up with a plan.
But first she had to go ask Necro how he slept. Awww.
But, as usual, all he can think about is balls.
Anyway, Necro has an important job counting ballots,
so I spent a few hours wandering around town.
Christmas and Celes were spotted taking a romantic stroll in the park.
Yes, Christmas
does think llamas are romantic. She told me.
Short of the swing set, Christmas was accosted by
the butt rapist,
who just
had to tell her all about his golden jellyfish.
Whatever that means.
No, seriously, Sims talk about that smurfing golden jellyfish all the time
and I want to know
what it means.
So, like, Shattered Dreamer, satisfied that he got something for
serious off his chest...
...went to have a picnic by himself.
Oh ho ho, look who showed up with his eyes on a certain somebody.
[insert joke about how like rod=penis and stuff]
Shattered Dreamer, full of sammich, came over like "hey, budday, share."
P.S. Proto's face.
xD
Celes was not interested tho. Peace out, home skillets.
Shattered Dreamer went back to Christmas. I see sparks.
Proto managed to hang on to Celes. I'm sorry but this is CUTE, dammit!
So, whatever, that's all they did from then on.
I checked on Rye since she hadn't left the house yet, but she was sleeping off her hard life.
I present to you... A Day in the Life of Rye Chu.
Which is also my first ever hand-edited video. Lawl
I found Jiro at the pool. He looks a little... tense.
Oh.
I would rather not see the next part of that little encounter,
so I'm glad Necro got off work.
Marshall needed some body skill to get a promotion, so I had
Necro take her and Vivi to the gym.
Rye is still sleeping off her bookery.
Or, she was, but then she realized she was missing work and showed up for the last fifteen minutes.
And still managed not to get fired, even though Fonz has been
fired like four times.
Back to the gym.
They gotta work it. No pain no gain and all that bull
.
I <3 it when The Little Banana mutters evilly.
They were all stinky so they went to take baths. Or peep, depending on perv-level. P.S. Necro's perv level is 10.
He's also a total ass.
Marshall isn't any better though. They deserve each other.
So what's Rye doing?
Oh, look, she's reading a book.
And then freaking out.
And then reading another smurfing book
Surprise!
After Necro took a bath...
...and Marshall made Macaroni and Evil Cheese (which she burned)...
...Rye read another book.
Which I only bring up again because now is a good time to show
off Rye's amazing cans. I downloaded a hack that lets me adjust
boobie sizes and gave Rye massive cans.
It's important.
Good morning, sleepy head.
You can't fake that kind of chemistry.
"u and ur vagina gtfo!!!!!!!!!"
And she does.
Well no one else likes it much either, missy!
WTF? You may not eat the bed. You already clogged the toilet once.
Talking to Necro alone downstairs almost made Vivi pee himself.
This guy... is not okay.
What? His back was sore. From the gym.
Sorry, Lamonda Banana. You have competition.
I was so distracted I let you pee yourself alone in the dark. Sorry, Germy.
Am I the only one sad that he opted only for a quick wipe-down in the sink?
Rye's queue says "Be shooed to next room" and I'm like
wtf she's in the kitchen.
Apparently Vivi and Necro have similar habits.
Kind of. I guess Necro cannot detach his arms. o.O
On this day I'm starting to be like F
UUUUUUUUU-- so I send Necro next door to visit
me.
He walked right up to the door and opened it, but I ran away. o.o
So he went around back.
I hided in the bushes. Go away, cootie monster!
I am supar determined to remain hided.
Caught me! Whoa, lookit what Necro found attached to my front.
So I'm like, as Necro, "hey me, lets be BFF."
But it was too late!
Not handling this well! Take me to the hospital, dammit!
AHHHH!!!!
I think... I think that that is not so safe.
Get yer ass in there, me!
I invited him in the delivery room and he got a little too excited.
More than a little. STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
Okay, they'll be in there for a couple of hours; let us see what's going on around the town square while my Sim blows a vagina bubble.
Smittenkitten and Loony BoB are on a date at the art gallery.
Loony BoB is not a good date. Smack him, Smittenkitten!
Mogi is just sitting outside. Alone. In the quiet.
Genius Lynx finally left the house. To hang out at the pool, fully clothed, and eyeball Rubah and/or Dr. Pauper.
Sir Lancealot and I Don't Need a Name are having words.
Shattered Dreamer and Quin are waiting for the womens to come to them.
It is not working.
TheAbominatrix is at the library reading
Zombies? Zombies!
Which totally sounds like a book she'd actually read.
No one is at the gym. You fat lazy smurfs.
Jessweeee and Shinyyyyy are at the diner. Jessweeee even dressed up!
And I have birthed The Chosen One.
Right? Maybe?
There it is! A girl!
And who else showed up (last minute, tsk)?
Hey there, daddy.
I have no control over that name, mm'kay. Though I could change it...
OMG this scared me for a sec. I was like "omg twins nooooo" but it said we only had one so whatev.
Also the fact that Rita totally did a backflip out of my arms and into netherspace.
I wish I had been able to record it; scary baby.
"so omg we had a baby lets play tag"
"sup laddy u play 2"
"mmm'kay, wheeeee!"
And I do not know where my baby is. Sad for me!!!
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