I work as a teacher in three different after school clubs, so I'm very often around a lot of kids. Therefore I also hear some very weird and funny things coming out of their mouths. I love that kids are straightforward and spontaneous. However, some kids can also be annoyingly spoiled, but thankfully that's only a small part. Most are adorable.

Also, just their perception of the world. They can't wrap their heads around the fact that I still live at home, and that I don't have a girlfriend. 'Cause, to them when you're 21 you're OOOOLD, and of course you have a wife and kids.

Once I'd borrowed my mom's bike to work, and when one of the girls saw me riding on a woman's bike she yelled: "Tee hee hee, Kristian is riding his wife's bike!", to which I answered "I don't have a wife". All of a sudden the look on her face became very serious and she asked in a silent voice, "...Is your wife dead?".
All I could do was laugh out loud. But yeah, you hear the funniest things.