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    I love you rubah. Like...actually love you. I'm heading to yours now to marry you.

    It was only during rubah's reading that I realised how brilliant the Moon Rabbits ones are. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    I've never heard of a T in the middle of multiple constants pronounced.
    ... huh? If I were you, I'd sue my old English teachers.

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    Wrestle? Consonants? Consists? Resists? Temptress?

    Like, I just thought of all those in like 2 seconds man.

    edit: Heartless, sports, sultry, filth, plinth, subtle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    Wrestle? Consonants? Consists? Resists? Temptress?

    Like, I just thought of all those in like 2 seconds man.

    edit: Heartless, sports, sultry, filth, plinth, subtle.
    To be fair, I don't pronounce the t in "wrestle", which is the only word there with the same combination of consonants as "Raistlin"... but nevermind that, it's getting off-topic! More limericks!

    I didn't write this one, but I found it slightly amusing:

    A new farmer's helper named Kull
    Accidentally was milking a bull
    The farmer said, "Boy yer dumb,
    You done milked the wrong one!"
    Said the boy, "But me whole bucket's full."

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    The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.

    I can't think well enough for my own right now, so here's another amusing one I found:

    On the tits of a barmaid named Gayle,
    Were tattooed prices of beer, stout, and Ale,
    And on her behind,
    For the sake of the blind,
    Was precisely the same, but in Braille.

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    who liked to eat other men's turds
    when he sampled Psy
    he shouted oh my!
    the shit's to exquisite for words!

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    There once was a bunny named Bunny
    It would be said that his nose was runny
    He asked for a Kleenex
    and instead got some earwax
    And now he is covered in goo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
    You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....

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    There once was a boy named Quin
    Who lived in a Biffa Bin
    He whored himself out
    He'd scream & he'd shout
    Till someone'd give him a spin

    There once was a duck named Psy
    The other ducks made him cry
    They splashed water at him
    And they called him a Tim'
    All because he could not fly
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
    You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....
    what about eestlinc?
    I'm not sure why you keep going on about "multiple consonants" xD There aren't any bad consonant clusters here (ngth!); they're just two syllables jammed together. there are plenty of examples of "st" where the t is pronounced, and in these cases you'd just say one syllable then say the next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
    You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....
    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    Wrestle? Consonants? Consists? Resists? Temptress?
    edit: Heartless, sports, sultry, filth, plinth, subtle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
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    The only time the "T" isn't pronounced that I can think of is for "-estle," (e.g., wrestle, trestle). That is an exception, not the rule.
    You know, now that I think about it, out side of these supposed 'exception' words, I can't even think of a word that has t in between multiple consonants....
    what about eestlinc?
    I'm not sure why you keep going on about "multiple consonants" xD There aren't any bad consonant clusters here (ngth!); they're just two syllables jammed together. there are plenty of examples of "st" where the t is pronounced, and in these cases you'd just say one syllable then say the next.
    Names really don't count, as the person making the name can basically make it sound anyway they want, and th is a bit different as that creates another sound all together.

    Though yeah, I couldn't even think of the words with STR or other such ones. XD

    Regardless, it sounds better without the t being sounded, so meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    what about eestlinc?
    I'm not sure why you keep going on about "multiple consonants" xD There aren't any bad consonant clusters here (ngth!); they're just two syllables jammed together. there are plenty of examples of "st" where the t is pronounced, and in these cases you'd just say one syllable then say the next.
    qft.

    also a limerick requires more than a rhyme scheme and a joke. there must be rhythm!

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    There once was a man named Jeremy
    Little girls would all cry "please don't stare at me!"
    So he climbed up a tree
    Where no one could see
    And from there he observed them quite merrily. ;0


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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post

    Names really don't count, as the person making the name can basically make it sound anyway they want
    To be sans remorse,
    The trick is, of course
    To follow the rules
    You learned in school
    For pronouncing the name of your horse.

    my cat really liked when I read that one aloud

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