I have an LG Shine, which is an entirely functional phone, though I'm thinking very seriously of upgrading to a newer one that has an actual qwerty keyboard to text and such.

I used to be all into bells and whistles on phones, but they just kinda seem like a waste to me anymore. Though I guess my "basic" usage still includes taking pictures, alarm clock, calculator, calendar, etc. It's a little funny to me that things like that are basically taken for granted on phones anymore.