Screw all you pussies, I will be making a pithy comment on EVERY AWARD. Let the severe lack of humour begin!


1. Best Member
Rantzien - I'm coining the term 'Curse of Psychotic' now for when you're expected to win but never will

2.Best Male
Levian - I've probably predicted this guy in like the last 10 ciddies or something

3.Best Female -Miss/Mdm EoFF Award
Christmas - I'm sensing she'll clean up again tbh

4.Best Administrator
Psychotic - I'm proving the Curse of Psychotic wrong

5.Best Cid's Knight
Rantzien - idk my bff jill

6.Best Site Staff
Momiji - Wow there are a lot of Site Staff

7.Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Flying Mullet - If he doesn't win then I'm a doughnut

8.Best Veteran -The Adult Chocobo Award
Breine - I'd post the Breine smiley by here but I don't know what the code is, I'll have a guess though and I guess we'll see whether it worked or not when i make the post: :breine:

9.Best Regular -The Young Chocobo Award
Bunny - lol young chocobo

10.Best Newbie - The Baby Chocobo Award
UnbreakableWill - Should also win the 'most cliche username' award, but nobody listens when I suggest awards!

11. Nicest Member- The Megalixir Award
Jessweeee♪ - What the hell does Megalixir have to do with this


12. Evilest Member - The Heartless Angel Award
Christmas - She's a darling really

13. Cutest/Sexiest Male - The Umaro Award
Evastio - I don't care if he doesn't win I just want to do this

14. Cutest/Sexiest Female - The Honeybee Inn Award
ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated - I'd vote for a pair of boobs over the rest of the competition any day!

15. Best Thread
most important thread ever on eoff - I voted for it (just joking I haven't voted yet HAHAHAHA FIGHT THE POWER )

16. Best Post
Immigration is ruining Britain culture - I didn't look at any of the posts but I'm guessing this has the most potential for genuine comedy rather than something deliberately random that is meant to be funny. It won't win. I don't know why I'm predicting it anymore.

17. Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca - I don't remember any of these (apart from my own hurrr )

18. Best Avatar
rubah - Who the hell is Black Magic Shopkeeper?

19. Best Signature
Christmas and friends - All its users will vote for it

20. Best Artist
Christmas - I will actually eat my own faeces if she doesn't win this. Rock the vote guys

21. Best Writer
Psychotic - I don't read the Writer's forum to know anyone else's work well enough, and neither does anyone else

22. Best Poster
Meat Puppet - This reminds me of the time I was cooking my second pizza of the day while my friend (who was in the room at the same time) was eating tuna straight out of a tin and my other friend who was also in the room was cooking hotdogs. It was pretty good times and I'd like to do it again.

23. Best Spammer
Christmas - I don't know what you guys class as spam

24. Best Chatter
rubah - She sounds like the kind of person who lurks #eoff, but I wouldn't know

25. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas - If I predicted Christmas for every award, whether she was in it or not, I'd probably still win

26. Funniest Member
Rantzien - Is 'Quin,' a totally seperate member to Quin? Is he funnier?

27. Weirdest Member
scrumpleberry - Okay I'm sick of predicting Christmas for everything


28. Horniest Member
Blue Harvest - Award 27 and 28 should be melded into one imho. Take note, staff member reading this post

29. Crankiest Member
Tavrobel - I challenge you to an intellectual laps race!

30. Easiest Member
ShlupQuack - I played her on European Extreme and even then I didn't even have to buy a bottle of wine more expensive than a tenner

31. Most Outrageous Member
Christmas - Outrageous!

32. Most Seriously Very Serious and definitely no joke is allowed Member
Evastio - He'll make a long and boring post about his take on the result whether he wins or not

33. Most Underrated Member
qwertysaur - He was bottom of the list hurrrr

34. Most Improved Member
Guardian XIII - Only because the rest haven't

35. Most Missed Member
RSL - I don't even know why I'm leaving comments on all these predictions. The only people who read them are the people who see their username when they skim over the page. Hi, RSL! Looks like you won't see this either otherwise you wouldn't be in the running for Most Missed. I need to rethink my life.

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix - What does his name even mean

37. Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno - Staff members auto-win

38. Most Helpful Techy
o_O - He doesn't post anywhere but the help forum

39. Most Helpful Member
rubah - Ho ho ho

40. Cutest Couple
rubah & Kawaii Ryűkishi - The joke can't be secret at all anymore if even I understand it


MLT :
41. Become a Cid's Knight
Rye - shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

42. Get Banned
Aerith's Knight - None of these people are likely to get banned at any point in the near future. Try harder, EoFF.

43. Become a Recognized Member
Freya - What an utterly bizarre selection

44. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Chloe. - Those tactical photos in the photo thread are sure to garner some votes! *virtu-hi5*

45. Drool and lick Edward Cullen's Picture every night
Evastio - Hahahahaha

46. be a Stinky Malboro
Moon Rabbits -

47. Get Assassinated in Santa's place
theundeadhero - I have no idea what these two awards are meant to mean

48. Assassinate Santa.
Psychotic - Haha it's funny because his username is Psychotic guys

49. Miss winning this Ciddies while trying to dodge 200 lightning bolts.
UnbreakableWill - Actually this one is even funnier

50. Get Together
Rye and Evastio - If in doubt, predict Evastio!


I'll see you guys later, I'm about to go play Russian Roulette alone with a loaded pistol.