Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
I don't trust a person who doesn't drink chocolate milk.
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Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
i'm a little fuzzy (coconut rum + hawaiian punch = ) but not drunk~

had a bad night
Uhm, both of those drinks separate are good ... but together? ewww.

I also do not echo the sentiment of hatin' on the non-drinkers. There is such a thing as an alcoholic Besides that, I know a handful of people who just don't enjoy the feeling of being drunk. Hell, <s>50%</s> 70% time I get drunk I regret it.

I have a million and one silly drunken stories. My favorite is from when I was ... 14 or 15. I was running around the house we were drinking at, in nothing but boxer shorts for my clothes were drying (having jumped into the pool fully clothed, iPod+cellphone and all), with a popsicle in hand (or maybe it was being held by the waistband of my shorts ...) shouting I AM THE POPSICLE KING.

edit: to be fair.