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    What is green and glides down the mountain?
    (SPOILER)A Skiwi!


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    Mullet -- though it's a struggle to type through the pain from those obnoxiously terrible puns, you are my hero.

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    Q: What's the difference between an orange?
    A: (SPOILER)And the other one doesn't!

    Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
    A: (SPOILER)A pilot, you racist.

    Q: A man walks into a bar.
    A: (SPOILER)He is an alcoholic, and his condition is tearing his family apart.


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    The last two are more unjokes than puns, though those are also amusing.

    Q: Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
    A: (SPOILER)Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

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    An egg and a sausage in a frying pan,
    The sausage says it’s hot in here
    The egg says “omg it’s a talking sausage!”
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    I don't get your first one, tav T_T

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    Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff.

    Boom boom, sssss.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff.

    Boom boom, sssss.
    More like "boom boom squish"

    BADUM TSSS

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    OK SO

    a snail is...snailing down a forest path when she is mugged by a turtle! her fellow woodland creatures call for help and two jack rabbit policemen show up.
    "we need you to tell us about the event, ma`am," said one of the policemen.
    "oh!" said the snail. "i don`t know... it all happened so fast!"

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Two women sitting in a room without talking
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRid View Post
    Two women sitting in a room without talking
    Your Mom in front of a mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
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    You sit by the fireplace. There is you, your loved one, and time. You look into each other eyes and just when you start to kiss the sun creeps up through the windows. You sigh, where did time go?

    (SPOILER)He got embarrassed and ran out.
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