Next time we get a new CK, I'm going to edit a bunch of old staff forum posts to say really insulting things about them. And some rather creepy things, too.

Today I waited for Flying Mullet to come online. He clicked on General Chat at 4:03 PM, staying there for two minutes before he moved onto the Ice Cream Thread, browsing for exactly 38 seconds before making a reply.

I then used Photoshop to remove his eyes from all the photos he posted in the photo thread. He is my oxygen.