have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

[Cuchulainn]

Nigga, I get more ass than a toilet seat.

And my buckle > your buckle.

Are you challenging my buckle? Cause that just looks like a knit comb that only looks like a skull by accident.

[qwertysaur]

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me.

Everything makes sense now

[Bunny]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

well, aren't we little lord fontletwat, I suppose you've never got your left foot caught in the right leg of ur pyjama bottoms while walking up the stairs with tea & toast & land face first in the toast either have you?....Meh at least I have good looks & big tackle. fu smart ppl. I get accident prone sex, and lots of it

Nope, never had any of that happen to me. I'm sorry you're so clumsy, I understand how that must be for you. I'm happy getting laid without hurting myself or making myself look dumb.

[Cuchulainn]

Nope, never had any of that happen to me. I'm sorry you're so clumsy, I understand how that must be for you. I'm happy getting laid without hurting myself or making myself look dumb.

Have a day off fella.

[Bunny]

Being smart isn't really hard work so I'll pass

[Cuchulainn]

Being smart isn't really hard work so I'll pass

No..you're being an arrogant dick. that seems worryingly easy to you too.

[Bunny]

Yup. I even put it on my résumé.

[Old Manus]

Wow it's a pair of bollocks!

[Cuchulainn]

Wow it's a pair of bollocks!

olo

[Leeza]

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

However, I do feel for you, Cuch.

[Rase]

My belt is always removed before taking off pants, so this is not an issue for me.

[blackmage_nuke]

I wear pants that fit

[Jiro]

My belt is always removed before taking off pants, so this is not an issue for me.

This. My belt buckles aren't huge anyway, <del>because I don't need them to bring any extra attention</del>

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nigga, I get more ass than a toilet seat.

And my buckle > your buckle.

Are you challenging my buckle? Cause that just looks like a knit comb that only looks like a skull by accident.

The Punisher > You

[Meat Puppet]

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).