have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

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OK, I've actually sat on my sack before. It was a hot summer day and they were hanging low.

I've been hit by my belt buckle but not on an everyday basis. Maybe twice in my life. Everything else though has a charted course to the stones. Pets jumping up on my lap, things tossed to me, my girlfriend's limbs while wrestling. Even just a small child running past will throw a tiny fist into my junk. I think maybe my balls were horrible people in a past life.