You guys are right. In the past, I wasn't choosy enough and that led to failure. I'm now taking applications for the position of boyfriend. Applicants must come prepared to fill out a 50 sheet survey knowing the answers to questions such as which pant leg I put my leg into first and how many mm tall the jew bump on my nose is. Only then will I know if you're the right one for me.

Leprechauns need not apply.