Maybe it's because you were being a bitch. Like, a mega-serious bitch. You were on ShlupQuack level of bitch, dude. It's like having a negative area in the observable universe, it doesn't exist, but you made it happen. That's how big of a bitch you were being, you broke the physical laws of universe; you didn't break math (because negative areas are possible), but you broke physics.
I must thank you, though. I don't think it's a secret how intensely I dislike all of the Forum Staff.