The Zombie Party - Phase III: Electric Boogaloo. Brains or glory await! Om nom nom!

[Jiro]

You attacked our thread because you are jealous. Zombie bitches are jealous ahahaha go and cry to your zombie ho mommies yeah you heard me. Stay the smurf out of my thread before I have to make it Serious Time for 24 hours and hunt you down.

Meet Hector. He likes to watch zombie heads go pop.

[qwertysaur]

At least this ones an actual gun that shoots bullets.

[Jiro]

That isn't just any gun. Hector and me, we've battled up a tower full of elite soldiers and still come out on top. Rotting hunks of like you guys haven't got a chance. Let's dance!

[qwertysaur]

No, it's that NCG posted a picture of an airgun in retaliation in one of the threads.

Shall I summon a dance partner for you?

[Jiro]

That's because NCG is so goddamn badass that he can easily dispatch you with an airgun. Ain't no bullets necessary, ch'yeah

I don't need you to find me a dance partner, my charm, good looks and aura of badassity is all I need baby

[qwertysaur]

You partner has arrived.

[Jiro]

Compared to you guys, she's hot.

[Fonzie]

I thought they had tight gun restrictions in Australia


have you even ever fired a gun kid?

[qwertysaur]

Jiro thinks Queen Bhrane is hot... gross.

[Fonzie]

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun

[qwertysaur]

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

[Fonzie]

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Let's just let Paul decide it, though, I don't think he'll be here tomorrow in which I might just have to don the mantle for the day.

[Jiro]

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

[qwertysaur]

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Let's just let Paul decide it, though, I don't think he'll be here tomorrow in which I might just have to don the mantle for the day.

It's a plan.
President: Necrotic
VP: Fonz(omb)ie
Slogan: Providing a brain filled future for your children
Motto: Graaaaaaaaaaagh! ("Why beat your meat when you can eat it?")

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

I'm older than you

[Fonzie]

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

Being from Texas, unfortunately, there is a significant chance I know more about guns and gun accessories(KotH) then you do, lol like this is something to brag about *sigh*

Just saying, I highly doubt someone that has never fired a gun before in their life has the ability to nail a pretty hard shot like that in their first try

edit: Scott, I think our motto was "Why beat your meat when you can eat it?"