Haha! Stop taking everything at face value. You need a more discerning eye. You take jokes and sarcasm and facades too literal :P

Most people have what's referred to as a gaydar. Ricky Martin set everyone's off. This is just like Clay Aiken a few years ago. Except he was never really famous. Though he was a heart-throb. But chicks usually dig the gay guys. Even if they're sometimes unaware of it