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Thread: The Zombie Party - Phase III: Electric Boogaloo. Brains or glory await! Om nom nom!

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    Run away if you wish to live. BAN-KAI! O-kami Ameteratsu. My sword explodes in a brilliant array of flames, and a circle 100 meters in diameter appears on the ground around me. A column of thin crystal surrounds me.

    Anybody within this sphere is in the in Ameteratsu's domain. If you want to live get out of it before she comes. The barrier around me is impenetrable from both sides, you have to defeat Amateratsu to release it.

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    You know I can move 100m in 11 seconds when I'm not using my skillz with a z, right? You can't touch dis.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    So you choose death? Fine by me. I might be able to make you into a zombie if your Charred body still has some life in it. Last chance to leave!

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    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    It begins. The entire area within the circle to the barrier erupts in flames. These flames burn at 300 Centigrade, and right now they are that's just the warm up. A woman descends into the flames, holding a sword in one hand and a fan in the other. This is Ameteratsu. You must defeat her to dispel the barrier. Can you fight her from within the flames?

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    Ameteratsu starts to dash towards Jiro, sword drawn. The flames are now at 350 degrees.

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    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    Amateratsu is wearing a skirt... She slashes at Jiro, the flames are at 400 Degrees.

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    Jiro, you rule.

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    Amateratsu/Jiro

    A Hot Love Affair

    Like all great love stories, it began at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Amateratsu was enslaved by one of the zombies, who was trying to destroy the pseudo leader of a band of ragamuffin, sex-appeal exuding party animals.

    The zombies name was zombiesaur. Zombiesaur figured himself lord and master over Amateratsu, but as we will come to see, she had other ideas. When summoned, she remembered back to her days of playing Final Fantasy VII.

    I must act like Nanaki did while caged with Aeris.

    She pretended to fight. She didn't pull many punches; she cut a deep line through Jiro's chest, his shirt just falling to the ground.

    "Tch, lucky shot," he said, grimacing from the pain. "You're quicker than I thought."

    "You're mine now baby!"

    She sped at him, stretched out her left arm and hoisted Jiro off the ground. She kept sprinting, through the forests, over the mountains, around the bogs (because eww dirty feet). Eventually she found a small woodland cottage, surrounded by little animals.

    "This looks like a nice place," she said.

    "What are you doing to me?!" Jiro shouted.

    "Shut up and kiss me."

    They had steamy and passionate sex, eventually. It took a while for the wound to heal up. Nobody knows what befell zombiesaur as he stood there, lonely and alone on the empty plain.

    Some saw and eagle shat on his head. Some say he cried zombie juices until the ground rotted beneath him and he fell into the earth's core. Some people don't say much because they're too busy have really hot sex with a goddess

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    Ok picture heavy post kinda... but here goes

    Jiro... Dude, you need to get over the party crawler it got jacked and now the only babes in there are the zombie babes o nom nom nom. Look see:

    *snip*

    Avid followers will note the number of zombies onboard has grown and Chloe is up in the front with someone close behind, I don't know who I'm just the artist Hopefully, we'll be adding more zombies and more trophies as the elections go on.

    Meanwhile there was an incident where 2 zombies recently chased 2 furries around Birmingham city center for a day, pizza failed to stop the zombies so the furries turned to the only weapon they had...

    *snip*

    It worked for them fortunately for all parties. Though as can be seen the two zombies did have to consider it for a second or two before allowing the furries to escape.

    Finally, here is my Zombie southpark character, the drool is because Chloe just flashed her rotting breasts at him...zombies dig that



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    PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

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    OOC:Nice try, points for effort

    You are in a field of fire, that is currently at 400 Degrees. you are seriously burned and Amateratsu takes out her fan. "Did you enjoy my little illusion. Don't take it personally, I'm bound by the pact and the circle, I will defend he who is in the center barrier at all costs." The flames are getting hotter.

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