tbh I don't think you can ever be the best CK ever seen. That's not to say you're not capable, I think you'd be a good CK and may just have said so in certain places too! The problem is, there is literally nothing for CKs to do as far as mod work goes these days. So you'd probably just get laid off and have to offer to pose nude for the people in the artist's gallery to fuel your spiralling space rum addiction.
Kind of tragic, really. Come here, Macey. Come here. *tight hug*