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    I don't say anything, I just throw acid in their face. It always stops the hiccups instantly!

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    I've often thought that for when someone yawns we should say "curse you", you know, because of the whole contagious thing.

    Go on, dare you to yawn, right now
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    If it's Danielle, I frighten her or tickle her!

    If it's anyone else, I just laugh.
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    ITT we learn (beyond all doubt) that Daniel is a jerk, especially to Danielle.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    Argh! I hate the hiccups, I rarely get them but when I do they last for at least 30 minutes.

    I usually tell them to do funny things (funny to me that is). They never work but they always give a good laugh.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    When someone hiccups next to me, I am often lost for words, so I just laugh awkwardly.
    When we dance, it looks just like Fire.

    When we sing, it sounds the same tone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    ITT we learn (beyond all doubt) that Daniel is a jerk, especially to Danielle.
    Probably least to Danielle. With Danielle, I fix the problem. Which is needed, because her hiccups can literally last for an hour or so.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Hit them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I giggle. Hiccups are always horrible when you have them, but cute when others have them.

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    I was told a long time ago, when I was but a child, that the utterance of "bless you" following a sneeze stems from the time of the black plague and, in essence, is a condemnation of the sneezer and a proclamation of the death that will soon follow. It is, in a way, telling a person to get away from you albeit.. politely. I'm not sure if this is based on any real life evidence or truths but I choose to believe it because it sounds pretty awesome.

    I don't say bless you to anyone, I just look at them and glare.

    As for hiccups, my girlfriend swears that if you do some weird exercise with your diaphragm (or something along those lines), then the hiccups will stop. I'm pretty sure she was just trying to get me to hold my breath so I die and she can keep all my money and stuff.

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    Baha
    if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I was told a long time ago, when I was but a child, that the utterance of "bless you" following a sneeze stems from the time of the black plague and, in essence, is a condemnation of the sneezer and a proclamation of the death that will soon follow. It is, in a way, telling a person to get away from you albeit.. politely. I'm not sure if this is based on any real life evidence or truths but I choose to believe it because it sounds pretty awesome.

    I don't say bless you to anyone, I just look at them and glare.

    As for hiccups, my girlfriend swears that if you do some weird exercise with your diaphragm (or something along those lines), then the hiccups will stop. I'm pretty sure she was just trying to get me to hold my breath so I die and she can keep all my money and stuff.
    Yup, just like a woman to try and off you.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    There's always "Gesundheit", which apparently is German for "healthiness", according to Wiki.

    I just punch them in the throat.
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    I usually do the polite thing and bomb a small village for every hiccup uttered in my presence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Rocco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I was told a long time ago, when I was but a child, that the utterance of "bless you" following a sneeze stems from the time of the black plague and, in essence, is a condemnation of the sneezer and a proclamation of the death that will soon follow. It is, in a way, telling a person to get away from you albeit.. politely. I'm not sure if this is based on any real life evidence or truths but I choose to believe it because it sounds pretty awesome.

    I don't say bless you to anyone, I just look at them and glare.

    As for hiccups, my girlfriend swears that if you do some weird exercise with your diaphragm (or something along those lines), then the hiccups will stop. I'm pretty sure she was just trying to get me to hold my breath so I die and she can keep all my money and stuff.
    Yup, just like a woman to try and off you.
    I haven't quite figured out if she is a human female. Her actions lead me to believe that she might but, although sometimes I think she's either an alien or a bear. She might also be some sort of assassin. A really clumsy assassin.

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