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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle View Post
    I don't want children. Not my own, anyway. Giving birth sounds extremely painful and disgusting, to be quite honest. And babies just plain annoy me, no matter how adorable they are. Maybe I'll adopt some children, though. :O
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    For a while now, I've had an arbitrary milestone age of 28 set in my head as the earliest I'd want kids. I'd like 1-3. Any gender will do, though preferably with some variation. Not like I'm gonna try to shove them back in if they come out with the wrong peeing parts, though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoeberto View Post
    For a while now, I've had an arbitrary milestone age of 28 set in my head as the earliest I'd want kids. I'd like 1-3. Any gender will do, though preferably with some variation. Not like I'm gonna try to shove them back in if they come out with the wrong peeing parts, though.
    28 seems like a pretty good age. I think that's about the age I'd want to be. I want to get married young, and have kids later. I want to just be a wife for several years and enjoy it before I go and throw kids in the mix.


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    I love babies!! AHH!! <33

    I don't want to have babies yet for another few years, but even if I had one now, I'd be a rockin' mom. I know that much.

    I want 4 kids. But realistically, it might end up being more like 3. Girls > Boys obviously. And my brother, cousins, and friends are trying to synchronize it so that our kids can grow up together. It's a little tricky logistically. For some reason, my parents & aunts/uncles on both sides of the family all had kids around the same time. Which means that there's like 12 of us that are within 1-4 years of each other. It's awesome and we want the same thing for our kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    It's a bad idea, Shlup. This way the baby would be born in the summer, like me. Which means that for the whole time he/she grows up, all her/his friends will be on vacation during his/her birthday.

    It sucks
    You make a valid point. I will shoot for a spring delivery; my birthday is in late March so I only get combo'd with Easter sometimes. BJ gets combo'd with Christmas every single year.

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    I can't wait to have babies of my own! However, I want to wait until I've been married at least 2 years first, so I can just be a couple with my husband for a while.

    As for when I want to get married, I'm not sure yet. I don't want to have a set plan in mind simply because I think it's more romantic to just let it happen as it will

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You make a valid point. I will shoot for a spring delivery; my birthday is in late March so I only get combo'd with Easter sometimes. BJ gets combo'd with Christmas every single year.
    You have to impregnate before Fall 2012, then, which violates The List. Is The List so easily dismissed for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Although seeing as how my ancestry is pretty much pure British as far back as it can be traced, I should try to find a foreign woman to knock up to vary the gene pool a bit. So any of you foreign ladies out there, call me for IMPREGNATION.
    Genetic diversity does produce the strongest offspring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You make a valid point. I will shoot for a spring delivery; my birthday is in late March so I only get combo'd with Easter sometimes. BJ gets combo'd with Christmas every single year.
    You have to impregnate before Fall 2012, then, which violates The List. Is The List so easily dismissed for you?
    Well I was supposed to get a job in February...

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    You know, on the off chance I ever reproduce, I'd rather have a girl. Between my sisters two kids, I definately prefer the infancy stage for the girl.

    Though it's still an infant, where as the boy is 3. We'll see how they compare when she hit's that age I guess.

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    I ain't reproducin'.

    I have a godson. That's enough. I think people should just adopt. What's so great about everybody's genes anyway? Nuffin'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    What's so great about everybody's genes anyway? Nuffin'.
    Don't worry, little newbie, you will soon come to understand just how fabulous my genes are.

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    Uh, I'm 19. Babies are very far in the future if at all.

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    No kids ever. I swear, my job is the most effective form of birth control. :S

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