Hahahaha, I remember that. If I recall correctly, you were annoyed with me for laughing so much about it. XDOriginally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Hahahaha, I remember that. If I recall correctly, you were annoyed with me for laughing so much about it. XD
Vacuum
Artifact
This legendary weapon is said to have caused the deaths of millions of the agents of the Netherworld. Whatever its mystical origin, its effect of causing a crushing amount of negative pressure is astonishing to all that come across it. Though replicated by the lesser Mages of the world, none are quite capable of reproducing its true mystical properties. Variations exist, but even a copy of this sacred item can give its wielder a 120 attack bonus.
I didn't think I'd need one since I would be living in a 10x10 tiled room for eight months! You sound just like kotora
You should always have a vacuum. I don't understand where your "ohh I am going to live in a room with tiles in it" argument is coming from. Just because you have tiles for a floor does not mean that it won't get dirty, and don't say "well I can mop it."
I'm pretty sure that dust andcan gather in eight months.
The broom is enough, but yeah I should have gone under the bed.
Once we were cleaning out my sister's hovel, aka bedroom, and lifted her mattress off the bed frame... Jess I swear to god, there was a centipede there that was about half an inch in diameter and a foot long, with a hard dank orange coloured armour shell and thousands of spiky black little legs... AND IT WAS STILL ALIVE!
Consider yourself lucky yours was little and dead
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
I would never sleep on that bed ever again.Once we were cleaning out my sister's hovel, aka bedroom, and lifted her mattress off the bed frame... Jess I swear to god, there was a centipede there that was about half an inch in diameter and a foot long, with a hard dank orange coloured armour shell and thousands of spiky black little legs... AND IT WAS STILL ALIVE!
Consider yourself lucky yours was little and dead
I was in the kitchen two days ago and, long story short, there is now a mouse in a cage on top of my computer desk. There's supposed to be some sort of big storm tomorrow so I think I'm going to wait until that's over and let it loose in a field near the baseball diamonds or something.
this is why you clean your dorm room ONCE IN A WHILE before move out!
also don't leave foodstuff sitting out
tav, you're a dumb. You can SWEEP tiles. with brooms!
okay, I have the scariest centipede story ever, I think.
One night, I was brushing my teeth. At my parents', I usually don't bother with a cup for rinsing, just put my face down to the faucet.
I was doing that when SOMETHING STARTS TO COME UP OUT OF THE DRAIN AT ME.
I scream and run some water at high pressure, but it doesn't stop! So I pull the drain stopper (it's on a little lever) hard over and over to smash it.
CENTIPEDE IN YOUR TOOTHPASTE FACE GUYS
That only displaces the dust, it doesn't get rid of it, and that's not exactly a problem easily solved in a dorm.
I just clean the way my mommy does it and she's a big neat freak so I just assume she knows what she's doing!
It looks like a long piece of lint!
One time I was cleaning my computer room and I found a mcdonald's french fry somewhere in the corner! I had no idea when it was lost there, because I almost never eat McDonald's so we're talking about at least a month ago! The fry wasn't even partially decomposed WHAT THE HELL
dust-pan
once woke up with a centipede on my penis
LOL
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