The Picture Thread of leader of mortals' armpit fluff

[Shlup]

The other thread has been open since last November and got to seventy pages, so... it's time for a new one. I like it fresh.

My friend posted his Japan picture on Facebook, so here are three.



THE CHOPSTICKS WENT UP AND DOWN IT BLEW MY MIND.


The little eated my cookie.

[Quindiana Jones]

The first one looks like you gave him a sneaky handjob and he came.

The second one looks like you're controlling the chopsticks with your mind, Matilda-style.

[Imperfectionist]

The first one looks like you gave him a sneaky handjob and he came.

Why did you ruin it?

I thought it was a lovely photo of the two of them but now when I look at it...

[Quindiana Jones]

Ruin it? I thought that made it better!

[Inferno]

Staying in the vacation mood... in Varadero, last March

[Pheesh]

I thought it was a lovely boring photo of the two of them but now when I look at it...

[Imperfectionist]

Quin, 'more perverse' is not always synonymous with 'better'. I obviously still have much to teach you...

[G13]

Shlup your man looks baked out of his mind.

[Shlup]

And the thread quickly takes a turn for the worse. -_-;

More beach pics!

I wore the black bikini top my friend gave me as a "You're going to Jamaica" bridal shower gift. She did not, however, buy me bottoms. o.O This is why I am wearing shorts. Also, I suffer from badonk.


Nook!


ETA:

Shlup your man looks baked out of his mind.

Haha, yeah, he does.

[Miss_Lulu]

The kids really love going to the park here. I don't mind taking them, but lord, they sure do hate me when it's time to come home.

Corey, me and Becks.


Corey and I being silly.


Becks and I being silly.


Chilling in a tunnel thing.


And this is from Breanna's birthday party.

[Raistlin]

I wore the black bikini top my friend gave me as a "You're going to Jamaica" bridal shower gift. She did not, however, buy me bottoms. o.O

Wtf? That's like buying one earring.

[Shlup]

Mormons are weird. Her mom bought me a bucket of sex stuff. What would make her think I needed a fishnet catsuit?!

[Bunny]

I can think of at least a dozen scenarios in which a fishnet catsuit is the only appropriate option.

[Quindiana Jones]

Quin, 'more perverse' is not always synonymous with 'better'. I obviously still have much to teach you...

You've been teaching me how to be better? But all you've been making me is more perverse.

I wore the black bikini top my friend gave me as a "You're going to Jamaica" bridal shower gift. She did not, however, buy me bottoms. o.O This is why I am wearing shorts. Also, I suffer from badonk.

What do you mean "suffer"? BLESSED, more like!

[Raistlin]

Mormons are weird. Her mom bought me a bucket of sex stuff.

From a Mormon? Jesus, they must all really be sexually repressed.