FOR THE LOVE OF SMURF, WHO PUT THIS SMURFING TABLE HERE?!?

[Shorty]

I'm curious as to the reason someone felt they needed to douse you in the face with pepper spray.

It was a dare, I did it voluntarily.

I don't know which would be worse - voluntarily doing it, or doing something to actually deserve it.

Also, my finger was stepped on with an ice skate once. That stitched up nicely.