Dear god man, my FOURSKN!!1

[rubah]

I was going to post a picture of my injury, but I can't find the file or the photo to re-scan it, so you're just out of luck for now!

[Jiro]

My spine collapsed on itself and I was quite unable to move properly!

[Madame Adequate]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.

He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

Why would I need pictures, Monda? I have the real thing.

rubah - disappointing.
Jiro - your... spine collapsed? That uh... are you okay?

[Rye]

Sunday is a good time to drink when classes and exams are over and all you have to do for the next few months is write a dissertation! XD

[Jiro]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard

[Parker]

Kick a Wolfs Nut.

[Unbreakable Will]

If anyone desire edification I am perfectly capable of making an erudite and properly spelled post if the desire takes me no matter my level of inebriation. The entertaining thing about being under the influence is not that one types poorly, but rather that one simply does not care about the mistakes made in the process of typing.

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Thank you my dear man, that explanation coupled with the Do-not-want attitude of pressing the spell check button sums up drunk-typing perfectly.

[Jess]

I've had many injuries but one of the smaller ones was more painful.

I was shaving my legs in the shower and I slipped and the razorblade caught my other hand and sliced through my finger nail, tearing my fingernail off. It was so painful at the time.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard

Jesus!

[Rad Bromance]

I faceplanted off a skateboard once and cut myself really bad in doing so, but I didn't break anything.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

On topic.
Ingrown toenail. Pain, evergodlovingpain that won't leave me. It hurts to walk. At least it does after a few hours of being used.

On better topic.
I seriously can't remember the last time I posted on EOFF sober. It was quite a while ago. In fact, I'm gonna check.
Ah. It was on 04-22-2010, 11:15 PM in Rosetta...thief?!?!
I always feel like contributing more to my favorite community when I have alcohol.

Though, I haven't posted really smammered yet. Just a bit smammeredish.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard

Jesus!

I think he might win this thread

[Ragebrain The Enraged]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard

Jesus!

I think he might win this thread

Oh my god. :o

[Marshall Banana]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.

He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

Share?

Nuh-uh! I worked hard for them! If you want secret Rye pictures, you must romance her yourself!

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.

He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

Why would I need pictures, Monda? I have the real thing.

Look. It's the future.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can I just romance you instead?