I'm a loser, baby...

[Dr. Acula]

My friend and I made fun of a painting recently, not realising the artist was sitting right next to us.

This is why you should always be nice, kiddos.

[Imperfectionist]

I hit myself in the face with my laptop I went to sit up, putting my head forward while pulling my legs up towards me. Laptop was on my lap and I ended up headbutting it.

It really hurt

[Cuchulainn]

I hit myself in the face with my laptop I went to sit up, putting my head forward while pulling my legs up towards me. Laptop was on my lap and I ended up headbutting it.

It really hurt

In the words of Alan from The Hangover. You're A Ri-Taard.

[NeoCracker]

I'd sat a tray fresh from an oven down after pulling it out. Using my other hand I reached to move a different tray, but ended up grabbing the one I'd just sat down, got a firm grip on it, and lifted it up before I realized I was burning the smurf out of my hand.

Though that didn't beat my sister, after watching Coraline in 3D, saying 'wow, I wish these glasses worked on everything.'

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hit myself in the face with my laptop I went to sit up, putting my head forward while pulling my legs up towards me. Laptop was on my lap and I ended up headbutting it.

It really hurt

Lol. I'm sorry, but that produces the most hilarious mental image.

I hope your head is OK though.

[Rodarian]

The heading butting reminded me of this semi frequent occurence.. I keep slamming my either shoulder against the door frame .... Why does this happen fails to for me to comprehend!

[Imperfectionist]

Cuch, your concern is heartwarming Although I'll admit it was kinda funny... XD

NCG, my head is fine now, it happened a couple weeks ago. Left a bruise right on my brow bone for a while though

[missaira]

I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet.

i put the peanut butter in the drawer and the knife in the fridge.

[Meat Puppet]

fell in love

[NorthernChaosGod]

NCG, my head is fine now, it happened a couple weeks ago. Left a bruise right on my brow bone for a while though

*kisses it better*

Basically, I hit the bruise on the inside of my ankle at least 5-6 times today while at work. This thing is never going to heal at this rate.

[Cuchulainn]

Cuch, your concern is heartwarming Although I'll admit it was kinda funny... XD

:P

[Mo-Nercy]

I went to sit on my computer chair once without remembering that my good glasses were on the seat until the very last second. I had already gone beyond the point of being able to straighten up again (I keep my computer chair quite low and reclined back) so I did the next best thing, which was to kind of pivot on my heel and do a barrel roll to fall face first on the floor.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I went to sit on my computer chair once without remembering that my good glasses were on the seat until the very last second. I had already gone beyond the point of being able to straighten up again (I keep my computer chair quite low and reclined back) so I did the next best thing, which was to kind of pivot on my heel and do a barrel roll to fall face first on the floor.

That sounds amazing.

[Fujiko]

I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet.

i put the peanut butter in the drawer and the knife in the fridge.

Sometimes I've emptied the rest of the food on my plate in the sink and thrown the plate and the silverware in the food bin. And I never realized I'd done that until after it was done.

Edit:

I went to sit on my computer chair once without remembering that my good glasses were on the seat until the very last second. I had already gone beyond the point of being able to straighten up again (I keep my computer chair quite low and reclined back) so I did the next best thing, which was to kind of pivot on my heel and do a barrel roll to fall face first on the floor.

That sounds amazing.

Hilarious, in fact. xDD

[~*~Celes~*~]

In my friend Ben's truck I sat back and whacked my head on the little glass sliding window at the back of the truck that opens to the bed. They laughed at me