The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Shiny]

Are you just 10/10 everything?

[Marshall Banana]

As long as there's no bacon in any of these submissions.

[qwertysaur]

What if there was a statue of Ariel and Sebastian defeating an uUsula statue that happened top be made out of Bacon?
(It would get a 15/10 from me)

[Marshall Banana]

I'd want whoever posted it to be disqualified.

[qwertysaur]

Just Ursula is made of Bacon. Ariel is made from strawberries and Sebastian is made from chili peppers.

[Marshall Banana]

STRAWBERRIES NEXT TO BACON? I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Aerith's Knight]

Ha, so with those two only giving tens, the only votes that matter are mine and Christmas'.

As it should be.

[Christmas]

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

As much as it make me laugh, I won't give this masterpiece a high score cause it plague the memories of my precious Resha! And now there is a vocal version of it, she will most probably commit suicide!

Score: -2/5

Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture


"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage

I like cleavage too!!! I do!!! I do!!! I usually look at my own cleavage and I notice I like yours better!!!!

Anyway, I had really no idea what I am saying, BoB might be a better judge when it come to cleavage!

Score: 3/5

Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs.

This is obviously judge abuse.

But fine!

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

Aaahhhh, it's really music to the ears. Sound like this might make a good boss theme for some SNES game or something. Since it is original and nice, it deserves a good score!

Score: 4/5

Also, qwertysaur and Monda roxz at scoring!! I'm really glad I have them here! It's like AK is the Devil, Monda and qwertysaur the angels and I'm neutral!

GIRLS, WE ARE CATCHING UP!!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE GIRLS!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! OR IF YOU HAD ONLY SEND ONE ENTRY, SEND ANOTHER FAST!!! C'MOM LADIES, WE ARE THE BEST!!!! WE HAVE BOOBS AND THAT OWNZZZZ!!!!

[Miriel]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery

[Shiny]

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap




Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.

I have a few more things I could upload, but Photobucket is sucking right now so it'll have to wait. Also not sure if I should upload one of my films cuz some of them are 10 minutes. That might be too much.

[Shin Gouken]

Team: Pink NinjasCome through, spit these rhymes on some flip
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit

Nooo my fragile mind

[Shiny]

YAY GIRLS!

:kaocry2: <--- lol

[Aerith's Knight]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery

Interesting pictures, the left one is a bit lazy though. I'd give the right one a 7, and the left one a 5.

Score: 6/10

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap




Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.

No picture, that's something you should resolve before posting.

The rap is... basically everything that is wrong with rap lyrics. I can't say I like it, but it is original, I guess.

Score: 5/10

[Shiny]

The picture is there.

[Aerith's Knight]

I had to actually look at the source coding to find the link, then I got this.

An HTTP error occurred while getting:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...lessFlower.jpg

Details: "connect timed out".

It might be smart to actually make the picture public, if you didn't already.