Quote Originally Posted by Melissaur View Post
OK I got one!
Team: Why are you even out of the kitchen?
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.
Solid, not too long, and as you said, happy. I like happy things.

Score: 7/10


Quote Originally Posted by Blues Agent View Post
I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.

Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS



A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look.
Dude.. I know the cat is cute and such, but Ew, your toilet is DIRTY (-1)

Score: 4/10

Category: ART



"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!
Amazing, I really like it. Some may say it's a big vague, low on details, but you can see that was intentional. As I said before, I acknowledge effort.

Score: 8/10