I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT! I was trying to say I like to lick Ponty's face every two to three hours
I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT! I was trying to say I like to lick Ponty's face every two to three hours
Marge: Did you close the gate?
Homer: Yes.
[Sound of gate swinging in the gate]
Homer: Oh, you mean tonight. Bart! Close the gate.
Bart: Lisa, close the gate!
Lisa: close the gate, Maggie!
[Maggie lies in her crib, wearing a "Crown Royal" Canadian whiskey pouch as her baggie.]
I hate delegation. If I get delegated with something I either delegate it or not do it.
Haha, I know. I'm just aggravating the situation too.Originally Posted by Brunettepudding
People know better than to wake me up for crappy reasons, to say im cranky in the morning is a giant understatement!
My mom used to always wake me up for stupid reasons >:[ But not anymore. I get so cranky when I'm woken up, but i can think of one way I could be woken up where I would be the total opposite of cranky
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! So cute! :tikitobi:
"Eric, wake up! It's time for work."
"Whaa... GODDAMMIT! I was just about to make it with {insert crush here}!"
Jobs, amirite?
Wtf? That's absolutely retarded.
My mom has yelled at my sister before for calling me before 11 on weekends. I taught her well.
Either last week or the week before, I had a text at about three am (ringtone is the first few seconds of Slipknot's 742617000027) telling me to "Sleep well bb x"
That was odd. I was sleeping pretty well until that happened. Texted back telling this person I would, but who was he. "It's me, Nigel x". Texted again saying he had the wrong number, and from then on this mysterious Nigel decided maybe I'm not the girl he wanted.
I am not a man
Aww <3 you too!"Eric, wake up! It's time for work."
"Whaa... GODDAMMIT! I was just about to make it with Melissa!"
Jobs, amirite?
My parents wake well know that waking me up at all is basically summoning Armageddon, but they do it regardless. And most of the time, it's to feed the dogs. Other times include mowing the yard or my personal favorite, vacuuming.
I thought dogs couldn't eat nuts AND rice. Miriel could probably shed some light on that. I don't even own dogs.
My mum used to let me sleep forever. Even if I was late for school, she'd let me sleep, because she didn't want to make me cranky (which I don't understand - I've never been a grumpy morning person, I'm alway 'up and go').
My puppy is usually the reason for getting me up earlier than needed. He's a whiner.
People frequently party on my lawn and on the property next to mine.
I wake up every morning to the fresh scent of piss, alcohol, and people doing the walk of shame home.
My room mate woke me up early this morning, but I didn't mind because it was with a happy birthday song and a nice little present. Not a bad way to be woken up.
Also, the worst is when my parents call and wake me up in the morning. Like, for crying out loud.. you know I'm not up that early!
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