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Thread: The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Men are from Mars
    Women from Venus
    Guys are much better
    'Cause we have a penis
    So. Much. Win.

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    But us women can hurt you SO much more

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    THE FINAL FACEOFF?


    PSYCHOTIC
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    SHLUPQUACK!??
    game on

    (SPOILER)
    Ode to ShlupQuack

    Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
    Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
    Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
    For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
    Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
    You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

    Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
    Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
    Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
    About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
    So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
    I love you even though you're starting to sag.
    Loving your accent/voice, Psy. But the nerve! Shlup, get him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
    But us women can hurt you SO much more
    No you can't.

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    Shlup's been working for hours on this thing, apparently. I can't wait until she's put so much effort into it only to have hers pale in comparison to Psy's 5-10 minutes of work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
    But us women can hurt you SO much more
    No you can't.
    Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.

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    Mental images can't be unthought T_T

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    I would've been done already if Raist didn't make me kill him twice.

    It'll be up tomorrow! It's almost done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    THIS PICTURE SHOULD BE USED ON YOU EVERYTIME YOU POST!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
    But us women can hurt you SO much more
    No you can't.
    Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.
    How do you know this hurts as bad as you say, are you speaking from experience?

    Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.




    * Not representative of every male, or female for that matter.

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    Shlup has now had around 13 hours by any reasonable measure of things that this competition should be run on the average number of hours required to make an entry being no more than 4 she's well overdue being disqualified. Man Man it's ok, we love you but you know that sagging problem and the gray hairs.....really have you never considered plastic surgery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
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    But us women can hurt you SO much more
    No you can't.
    Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.
    We can get you pregnant. Have fun in labour!

    And just to add insult to injury: PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, PUSH - oh, it's a boy!
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.
    It's actually been proven that women are designed to withstand physical pain better than men. That's why when we get sick we still do stuff and when you guys get sick you whine and expect people to nurse you to health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.
    It's actually been proven that women are designed to withstand physical pain better than men. That's why when we get sick we still do stuff and when you guys get sick you whine and expect people to nurse you to health.
    That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. You should hear some women whine when they have the smallest of ailments. The incredible amount of: "I'm not feeling well." "I have a headache" "My tummy hurts.".

    Some examples why that statement is so wrong:
    - It took me three days to see a doctor after I broke my thumb. It didn't bother me that much.
    - I've never had any anesthesia at the dentist, even during my root canal.

    I challenge you to find any man who can't name two things like that, and challenge you to find one woman who can. And don't name childbirth, because we have to stand 9 months of whining before that happens, not to mention postpartum depression.


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    That's because you're a woman, AK. Of course you can take pain.

    Also root canals, so what? Both my father and I got root canals and he was the only one to complain about his mouth hurting.

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