My first roommate grew paranoid I jerked off to him and then became angry when he found out I didn't think he was attractive. He filed a complaint with the RA stating I "looked" at him, and then whined that I never looked at him until the day he moved...across the hall. Now he was 2 feet away, where I could certainly never see him again. My second one was a hipster that predated all other hipsters. After that, I lived with people I chose, so that's good.