I’m very proud to be nominated for Best Reg…wha!? You jerks! I’m not nominated? The most beautiful, enchanting, and fantastic regular member to ever regular? Whatever. :Colbert: Have it your way.
A Regular Member is someone who has been around for a few years, not enough to be the butt of some of the most elaborate jokes (God bless), but around enough for us to have a passing familiarity for. Essentially, they are members getting more and more recognition for their misdeeds and shenanigans, slowly getting more and more likely to fall into the burning abyss of hell with other EoFFers for all the terrible, horrible things we have done. Lemme tell ya, being an enemy of all that is divine is getting more and more promising and if this is what’s hell like, then sign me up, ‘cause I’d love to party with these guys! So, let’s get started with one of the most coveted awards in the Eyes on Final Fantasy community, Best Regular!
The nominees are…
Bastian. A young lad with a really bitchin’ tattoo, Bastian. He’s not as weird as most people from Portland, and according to his profile, has four Myspaces. Four. Dude really wants friends. Anyway, a nice guy with some really damn good threads in EoEo.
Blue Harvest. This guy’s only a Regular? Blue Harvest is known for having a raging libido (like me) and making everyone laugh (not like me). He always puts a smile on your little anonymous faces and always lends some kind words. Usually. Not really.
Missaira. Formerly known as Miss Jiro, missaira is a nice Australian lass with good fashion sense. She has pretty dresses and is apparently as very nice lass. In fact, she’s so very nice and we all adore her very, very much.
Nikki. She’s from Tennessee just like me! That in itself makes her worthy of winning this award. Nikki is a bubbly and happy-go-lucky Southern gal who never ceases to entertain you with her fun and joyous banter on all things Nikki. And boy do we enjoy it.
PeneleoRatsbane. She kills rats! Well, she’s a law student so her name’s appropriate. She’s a smart girl from England who posts very intelligent posts in the lower forums, and unlike FutureEsthar, they make a lot of sense.
ShatteredDreamer. He sure has come a long way, hasn’t he? This musically-inclined fellow made waves with his friendly disposition. And people like friendly, caring, and nice people. (Except THIS one.) So maybe he’ll get paid back for his kindness?
Timekeeper. He’s an uber-smart Aussie with a love for HEY! HE’S TRAINGING TO BE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST! HE’S GONNA BE ALL JURASSIC PARK-ISH! He likes deep conversation and makes you feel good as well as dumb.
Good luck guys! Have fun embrazing your regular-ness.