Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
What confuses me the most is the fans that read all the books saying that Jacob loves Bella more than Edward. It's like well, if you read the last book you'd know that the dude was actually in love with her unborn baby the entire time. Yet, they're still all, "OMFG JACOB AND BELLA!"
Oh man, I know! "Actually, the relationship you are supporting is based off an attraction toward a microscopic egg inside Bella's reproductive organs."

I want there to be an alternative version of Breaking Dawn where Bella tells both Edward and Jacob off for being control-freaks, she goes to college, becomes a bio-engineer and eventually cures cancer and AIDs while marrying an activist and adopting five children from abusive households.

Or maybe one where she just tells them off and goes to college and DOESN'T GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BABY AT 18.