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    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    I saw a kitten try to nurse on a male cat once.

    Yeaaahh.

    Ewwww.
    my puppy used to do the same thing xD our dog didn't really discourage it

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    Our big fat Sugi cat used to loooove trying to have sex with Jinx, who is basically shotacon in cat form, he looks like a kitten despite being six. Pedo Sugi!

    Also I found a pair of snails mating once. I was mighty confused by the fact there were two pen0rs!

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    Sugi is a big fat fabulous gay!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    I own them, therefore they are my snails!
    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    oh okay kind of like slaves only not as useful
    It seems like, no matter where you are Shorty, I can always find you talking about slavery and/or your hatred for black people!

    Did we do something to you? I can get out of your life if you want. I'll just take my reparations money and go.
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    That is an outright filthy lie. Just let me have my snails.

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    Ok... In my mind...snails simply split into to two for reproduction.... Yea that's it..


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    There was this time I saw a pair of dogs mating on the street. But it is more like a rape than normal mating to me though!

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    have you guys ever seen cattle mating?

    They weigh entirely too much to be able to get that far off the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    There was this time I saw a pair of dogs mating on the street. But it is more like a rape than normal mating to me though!
    Actually the females rape the male dogs... They v jay forcibly holds them, even after copulation....


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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    have you guys ever seen cattle mating?

    They weigh entirely too much to be able to get that far off the ground.
    AND THEN THE COW WILL MOVE SUDDENLY AND BREAK THE BULL'S PENIS AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE BULL AMIRITE ALLIES I BET YOU HAD TO SHOOT ONE IN THE FACE YOU MEANYHEAD




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    Watching cattle attempt to mate was pretty funny to see. We had a goat take up the middle of the road in front of our combat patrol and wouldn't get out of the way, and it escorted us through a village. We passed it soon as we got out and then it followed us for 2 kilometers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Do I like fire? DO TURTLES LIKE BEING STAMPED ON?!

    I'm like, Mr. Arsonist 2000. And 2003, if you saw my beautiful work on assorted AOL CDs. I've kinda not been up to my old form in 2004, but here's hoping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrimmReaper View Post
    Watching cattle attempt to mate was pretty funny to see. We had a goat take up the middle of the road in front of our combat patrol and wouldn't get out of the way, and it escorted us through a village. We passed it soon as we got out and then it followed us for 2 kilometers.
    WHAT DO GOATS HAVE TO DO WITH COWS? I'M SO CONFUSED !

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    My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

    I am not a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarelySeeAtAll View Post
    My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..
    ^_^ turtles!

    But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?



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    I once saw two daddy long legs mating, then the girl in my school class smashed them with her french book!

    I also once witnessed the chimps at a zoo fight each other, the entire group had a gangbang to make up for that one. I was 9, I am surprised I am not mentally scarred for life!

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