Sand in my nose

[Shiny]

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"

>implying you have a beer gut

Nuh uh! I was implying that my friend thinks he has a beer gut. I have never seen him shirtless, but he did wear a tight shirt a few times and yeah, it's there.

I think it's cool to see people with beer guts and pot bellies at the beach. They just don't give a damn and I can respect that.