Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
yer all smurfing jessies with your scalding showers every 30 minutes & baths with in.

splash of water round the bollox, toilet roll and hand soap to clean the oxters & out before you can say Smell my face.

giddy up.
Is it really that hard to jump in the shower for 10 minutes and actually get clean? Lazy smurf.