I am an awesome driver, ridiculously bad at parking, and since I'm from LA, I was raised to fuel the inner road rage. ROAD RAAAAGE!

I try not to honk/flip off old people though. They may be the worst drivers, but c'mon. You can't yell at old people.

I got a ticket for speeding in Arizona by those cameras. Totally ignored it. You ain't getting my money, you god awful state!