@Shorty... Poor dear....
The oddest injury I've sustained is when a sparrow flew straight into my cheek.... My best mate and I were walking and in seconds I saw black and red and on was on the ground.. He looked at me in shock and got me back up. I was bleeding and had to be bandaged...
Then on the bus two cute girls come up and ask about my 'face'....I walk to end of the bus and sat there....
To this day my mum and sis laugh about it after I told them the story :P