"I keep foreign and Jewish made goods out of my store. Help our American families." Herbert Moon, RDR.
"I keep foreign and Jewish made goods out of my store. Help our American families." Herbert Moon, RDR.
"It's pretty ironic, buddy. Two dogs like us fighting the last battle." Ace Combat Zero
"there is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. this is not an argument against atheism but an argument against foxholes."
"Please move along quickly, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not a part of this test."
"That was the fluid catalytic cracker. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
"While the portals have been proven to be absolutely safe, the generator has not."
GLaDOS is the perfect combination of creepy and hilarious.
"I've got balls of steel"
"the cake is a lie"
As it turned out, the cake wasn't a lie. Receiving it was.
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Wait, does that mean the Companion Cube got cake?
"My blood type's my motto: B posotive!" - Suzaku, Trinity Universe.
Trapt is a game about a princess who's accused of murdering her father, the King. Then the princess has to kill all the henchmen that her evil-step mom, the new queen, is sending after her. One of these henchmen bursts through the door wearing only pants and weilding a large hammer, and says:
"Bask in the beauty of my muscles!"
Also, you know a town is dirty when Zidane reaches down to touch the ground in Burmecia and a message appears on screen saying
"Zidane received Cancer"
I have a fairly short term memory when it comes to gaming quotes, so I'll throw some Uncharted 2 ones in and leave it at that.
Victor Sullivan: I'm sweating like a hooker in church!
Nathan Drake: You brought a hooker to church!?
Victor Sullivan: Why not?
Nathan Drake: I'll just need a diversion. You give me five minutes in that tent, that's all it'll take.
Chloe Frazer: Really, five minutes? Well, that's great, I won't even have to get my top off.
Nathan Drake: Chloe, I was thinking more like an explosion.
Chloe Frazer: Or that... Can be arranged.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!