Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
But a crazy mountain man beard is gross! You can still have an epic beard and have it look nice don't be THAT lazy.
The point of the contest isn't to have a nice, neat, shapely beard of an upstanding citizen. It's the grow the best damn forest on your face that you possibly can, making as little cosmetic alterations as possible.

It's not laziness, it's willpower and discipline.