Weird Family

[nik0tine]

My parents are divorced and live together!

[Clo]

My parents are divorced and live together!

That is pretty weird. Recently divorced?

[Zeldy]

My parents are 54 and 52 and still get called hot.

My parents are slightly younger (my Dad's 50, my Mum's 48?) and they get called hot ALL THE TIME. Like, one of my friends said she'd happily do my Dad, aswell as my brother, and said she'd do my Mum too for the sake of it. My Mum gets called a "Milf" on a regular basis.

My parents still go out round town clubbing, they're going tonight actually.

My Dad's 50 and listens to Craig David.

[Freya]

My mom watches south park with me?

[Chris]

I get random messages from my sister. The last time, she was writing me from Ireland. I have no idea what she is up to, and I didn't even know she had a two-year old son until she randomly blattered it out during one of her "test drives". She's weird, but she's only my half-sis.

[qwertysaur]

I could fill volumes on just my sister alone

Also last week my Mom got into an argument with a squirrel and the squirrel won.

[missaira]

my parents are eleven years apart.. second marriage for both of them, apparently they don't do relationships with someone the same age as them well.

my step-sister has three step-sisters, two-half sisters and a half-brother. sucks for her come christmas time

[G13]

My mom is superstitious but claims not to be. She says it's a scientifically proven fact that the moon has something to do with "weird things happening", so like if someone dies suddenly she blames it on the full moon that's 15 days away. I sometimes ask her to cite her sources for my own amusement but end up regretting it later.

My dad, whenever I talk to him, feels the need to lie about stuff to make a conversation ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER WOOOO! It's usually about things I was present for and it's kind of funny to play along only to stop laughing mid-story and say "No. " or like add to the story and make it even worse when he agrees that my lie is actually truth.

My eldest brother lets his daughter paint his toenails. He wears open toed sandals all year long. He also has one arm, which isn't really all that weird, just the circumstances as to why he only has one arm is.

Umm... I dunno, not really all that weird, just interesting.

[Freya]

My eldest brother lets his daughter paint his toenails. He wears open toed sandals all year long.

THAT'S CUTE! How sweet of him

[black orb]

>>> Everyone in my family is poor people, I must have the poorest family ever!! how crazy is that?..

[nik0tine]

My parents are divorced and live together!

That is pretty weird. Recently divorced?

No they have probably been divorced close to 15 years.

[Rodarian]

My parents are called hot all the time...

My mum likes to jump on top of my dad and kisses all over , which grosses myself and siblings out

My Parents call out my brothers name when clearly they are directed at me.I've even been called my aunts and uncles name on several occasions.

My Grandpa, Dad and myself wear sarongs in the house..Its comfortable and airy...


My brother likes to pick his nose and 'sprinkle' it on his bed...

He bites the collars of his tshirts

My sister has mood swings akin to Godzilla