That's an exception I'm willing to make. Unless they're French. Or a General. Or an Elite. Or...actually you know what, yeah, purple guys too.Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
That's an exception I'm willing to make. Unless they're French. Or a General. Or an Elite. Or...actually you know what, yeah, purple guys too.
boys, it don't matter what colour your skin is or what race you wanna call yourself you're still getting introduced to the ball sack feast! If you're truly blessed you'll get to retaliate by actually bagging Paul irl.
Could've hung out at work and got paid for it and got my copy tonight however. I work at 9am tomorrow and decided I would rather get some rest in before my day at work and then get it tomorrow and play all night through to weds night
Who amongst you is getting the Legendary Edition? Who amongst you is all that is man?
I would have got legendary if I had my own place still but as it is austerity measures means I got normal edition was stacking them today for the midnight opening behind our tills. It was sexual.
Also thankyou Paul for the lovely orgasm you gave me when you told me Bungie is finally fulfilling my wettest of wet dreams and granting me a big team SWAT battle
I think the better question is, who amongst you actually has the money to get it?
Either way, the answer is not me.
An even better one is: Who is sad enough to want a smurfing plastic statue of a bunch of failure spartans?
Heh... heh heh...
I've been meditating hard on this, I've seen wise men and shamans alike. "Should I get the Legendary Edition?" I ask them. All the answers are the same: "A statue would be cool but will that really leave the ladies moist and wanting?"
Spartans I want statues from:
- Master Chief
- Linda
- Kelly
- Fred
Spartans I do NOT want statues from:
- MIA (KIA) spartans (which include Noble team, freaking nobody team that dies somewhere on reach, big whoop)
Spartans I want statues from:
- Iceglow
Statues I want:
-Psy's cock
...what?
Statues I want:
- This
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Guys Reach is pretty sweet. JETPACKS smurf yes. You have no idea how fun they are. I was like "hey brutes you shouldn't be here so weeeee *jetpacks* *BLAM BLAM BLAM*"
The other spartans are pretty kickass btw. There's this guy with A SKULL ON HIS HELMET AND HE HAS A MACHETE. There's also this guy with a tattoo and the captain guy is badass in his own way. Plus brutish black guy.
Oh yeah multiplayer looks set to be awesome with all the abilities. Active camo is brilliant -- you are completely invisible if you don't move. Perfect for camping snipers. There's also a decoy/hologram ability, which makes a hologram (whoa no way) run to where you direct it (just a straight line) to distract the enemy. Brilliant when used in conjunction with another person camp sniping. OH MAN
Some of the weapons are balls now though. And brutes shouldn't be there. Nor should the damn engineers. Or um, buggers. Yeah. All those guys shouldn't be at Reach.
Serious smurfing hell, I hate the other spartans. I can't believe the driving AI is actually worse than halo 3.. heck, worse than halo 2. And it only beats halo 1 by a small factor due to the fact that back then other marines made a habit of driving into a ravine.
In one driving stage I had to get out 4 times to drive the warthog a few yards so the bitch could start driving again. You can't believe how satisfying hitting or shooting her in the back was.
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